“The Mystic, the Evangelical and the Fundamentalist” - Author Unknown

There is an old anecdote in which a mystic, an evangelical pastor and a fundamentalist preacher die on the same day and awake to find themselves by the pearly gates. Upon reaching the gates they are promptly greeted by Peter, who informs them that before entering heaven they must be interviewed by Jesus concerning the state of their doctrine. The first to be called forward…

SOURCE: ‘How (Not) To Speak of God by Peter Rollins (Paraclete Press, 2006), page 21